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Name: joice
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 5/25/1983
Gender: Female


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Expertise: Signals, Networking, and Systems
Occupation: Student
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Sunday, July 09, 2006

HAAAAAHAHAHA. My family is going to Tijuana tomorrow, so I decided to look at the Tijuana's official visitors bureau site. My god, check out this propaganda taken from "Know Before You Go":

"Baja California's water has been considered safe for years. There is a Mexican federal law stating that resturants must serve purified, "drinkable" water, tested free of contaminants... Because Tijuana is the most visited border city in the world, food preparation standards are high. Most cases of indigestion are a result of plain overindulgence in Mexico's wonderful foods and drinks, rather than problems with the food itself."

Makes me feel all bubbly inside.


Friday, July 07, 2006

I think I'll fly to SF next time. Right as we were entering LA country on the I-5 (Lake Hughes area), we encountered a huge brushfire that was all over the news. Of course, we happened to be 10 cars back behind the road closure, and thus we had no way of bypassing the freeway shutdown. It was almost 100 degrees (luckily I was riding in a black, heat absorbing car) and we were stuck there for 1.5 hours. I started getting delirious from the heat and began singing disney songs with modified lyrics so I could proclaim my urgent desire to go to the restroom. I am amazed by the human ability to survive, because once delirium set in, I was neither thirsty nor hungry, nor could I feel my bladder any longer.

Sensing the opportunity of a lifetime, I left the inner confines of the car, and decided to be one of the few people in the world that have sprawled themselves across the center lane of the I-5 and lived to tell the story. The following picture documents my glory.



This is my hero.



Finally, when the I-5 reopened, Devang and I decided to take the 210 --> 605 detour. Of course, we were pleased to discover (sarcasm) that the 210 also had a brushfire at the sunflower exit, and we spent another hour trying to actually get on the 605.

After having left SF at 0800, I finally returned to my home in Cerritos at 1800. I have resolved to plan ahead and fly next time.

However, I must say, thanks to all of you who celebrated 4July with me. Uncle Sam loves you. He told me so.


Tuesday, July 04, 2006

today walked into mcdonalds.  ordered an asian salad.   i'm asian.  i liked it.

watched the devil wears prada--it was soooo good

had a confucius moment.  made a quote that may land me in future history books as a wise philosopher.

Integrity means never having to apologize to yourself or anyone else.

Dang i'm good.


Saturday, July 01, 2006

hurrah it's the end of the week!

hurrah i'm not working all next week!

hurrah i'm visiting sf

boo i'm going to ride in endless traffic with devang the foodhoser.

before devang starts drama:

scenario: i got a donut and a homemade carrot cake and what people call orgasm bars (from my division admin and branch head) and i had some chips leftover from a group meeting.

i left them for devang, but didn't see him all day--it was in the car when i was in the gym and grocery shopping and filling up gas (today was around 85 degrees)

I call devang and mentioned that i had saved him the stuff but that it was too late and i didn't think he wanted it

devang insists on picking it up from me

i haven't even looked at it since 8 am that day and warned him that it's against his health(but then again he has eaten a burrito that was sitting in his car trunck for a whole weekend during the summertime and encased in melted plastic)

joicellama (10:17:58 PM): i didn't know u were that picky
joicellama (10:18:01 PM): why do u eat stale food then
C0mpukork (10:18:15 PM): it's still good
C0mpukork (10:18:30 PM): I only eat things where the texture is still good
C0mpukork (10:18:35 PM): I'd probably eat the turd
C0mpukork (10:18:47 PM): but I get more enjoyment fromt ellign people about it
C0mpukork (10:18:53 PM): probably going to take a picture
C0mpukork (10:20:36 PM): then probably create some fanciful story about how there was an attempt ont he foodhoser's life


i plead innocent

 

btw: dreyers brand spumoni ice cream is nasty NASTY. 


Thursday, June 29, 2006

One of the most important things that my CS courses at Berkeley taught me was that I should document my life.  With people like Devang constantly on the prawl, I am reluctant to reveal too many details.  But hey, this way I'll be immortal.

What has happened since my internship with Intel?  I decided that Intel isn't for me.  I am working for a Navy R&D lab.  Yes, in true Simpsons tradition, "yvan eht nioj."  (who knew that subliminal messaging could be so powerful).  I really like it--and for those people who don't think that government compensation is good-- keep this in mind, for the next several years, my salary raises are almost guaranteed (by the end of this month, my salary will be increased 20%), and when I retire, the government will pay me $100k a year just for breathing (I wouldn't even have to do it on my own--so morbid).

Working at the Navy is so great.  I get every other friday off.  If i choose to go to grad school, they'll pay me 40k on top of paying for my education.  I get to ride warships, meet foreign diplomats, visit embassies, travel all around the country, and around the world.  Within the last two months, I have travelled to Paris (figure1), Las Vegas, Boston, and soon I will be going to Hawaii. 

Figure 1: picture of my coworker and me sitting in the cafe of two statues in rue st.germain

My boss also let me choose any laptop that I wanted so I can travel.  I chose the sony vaio sz270p/c.  OMG it's SO beautiful.  With its black carbon chassis and two graphics cards--one of which is the NVIDIA GeForce 7400-- I will challenge ANY gamer.  Did I mention it also has a Duo core processor? 

Beyond the materialistic aspect, one thing that I definately like about my job is that your potential is only upper bounded by your initiative.  That is so empowering.  Of course, on the other hand, if you do choose to slack off, your job will be easy but boring.

I will say that my preference for socal was a primary reason I had chosen to rebuke two offers from Intel.  When I was attending Berkeley, I didn't truly appreciate the environment there.  Now, I miss the many friends I left behind in norcal, and that and wanting to continue my education, would be the only two reasons I would go back.  I was all ready to buy a condo in San Diego, but because of these doubts, I think I'm going to wait on that decision.  In the meantime, it's San Francisco for July 4th!  For those of you who I'm visiting, don't bother to go watch the fireworks.  I'll light up your night *wink*. 



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